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I Figured if I put on My Glasses I might look
more intelligent... LOL
But, you guys have seen how much luck I have had on
adultfriendfinder already so you should know that I have a method
for weeding out the idiots so I can actually get laid by the real
people. Even my hubby has good results finding girls for us using my
advice too...
Your welcome to read below and I help you step by step to your goal
of meeting others and having some really great
sex with the people
on Adult Friend Finder! ... Read to get laid... what a
great concept
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Let's Tackle helping the
SINGLE GUYS to get laid on AFF first!
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Lets start out with the fun part but it is such and
important part of weeding out the flakes and fake
people on AFF... you know
the kind, the pic collectors, the girls with websites wanting you to
pay them money to see their site, the guys posing as girls and so
on... The photos they post are a big tip off if you read the signs
right!
This profile that is so fake in my opinion
SexyMarathonGirl why you ask...
She is wearing the same clothes in every pic, it probably came from
a photo shoot from a website, not a hair on her head is out of place,
she is posing its not a natural shot and everything in the background of the
photo is very neat... nothing is out of place. All that plus if you
read the profile she is asking for a direct email address so stay
away! Your email addy will be sold and you will have spam city if you
send it to them! I know that
Adult Friend Finder stops a lot of them
but use the right head when you look for sex, leave your dick in your
pants for now... and continue to
browse the profiles. |
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Like I said before when you look at the pics in
their
adult friend finder profiles look at the details... Like my
example above... when
I met this guy from AFF and brought him home
I sure as heck didn't worry where I got fucked. When we got home and
got we our clothes off he laid me down the first place he could. I
didn't worry about my dogs bone being by my head or the x-mas
decorations not hung up yet that are in the back ground... and you
can tell by my face that I can really feel his hard cock going in my
tight pussy and I loved every thick inch of it. Sure my hubby could
of moved the bone and garland but he was to busy taking a few photos
and watching me get a good fucking! SO when you look at the pics in
the
AFF Profiles look for real life
settings NOT: posed, neat
background, models, girls wearing the same clothes in a series,
lighting just right and perfect hair. Also, Beware or be smart if
the girl or couple only has one photo posted they might not be
real... if you run into those kind of
profiles on
adultfriendfinder most
likely you should pass them by but if you really think their
real write them but if they have an auto reply or reply directly to
your email asking for your direct email outside of AFF delete it and
move on. I never give out our email I ask them to
reply to us on AFF
or please go away. When your trying to get laid be Sherlock Holmes
kinda and look for clues to see if they are real or not. |
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I'll use
my profile on adultfriendfinder.com for
an example of what to look for so check out
Flipper_N_Liquor and I
will give you some insight on my 5 photos in the profile. The main
photo I'm bent over waiting for a light spanking. Three things
should cum to mind when looking at that free photo. One, of course I
like a light spanking, Two, I like to play with girls since a cutie
is holding the paddle and Three I like to be naked in public. I'm an
exhibitionist at heart and love to flirt. Now the first small free pic of me having sex in the shower... Three things to read into this
photo. One, I like sex in the shower, Two, I show the other girls or
couples the size of my hubby's dick and Three, I like hot sex from
behind. On the second small photo... You can tell I like some
form of group sex, you are re-assured I like girls and the newest
thing you can tell I like both a nice white or black dick, I am very
open minded. The next photo you can now tell I like couples, I love
sex in public to add excitement. The last photo you can tell I love
to tease a lot of guys at once, I'm naked in public again and I like
to be daring! |
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Now to recap the free photos I have in
my flipper_n_liquor profile on adult friend finder to make me feel more
real to the guys and girls who browse the profiles. I made sure
people looking at my photos know I like both dick and pussy, so the single guys,
girls with big tits and couples know it is ok to write me through AFF. Both white and black guys married or single see they have a
chance to meet me to play, you can see I like all kinds of sex, I
also made sure you see me in different setting in different clothes
so the people know I am pretty much real and you can tell I like to
be a big flirt and an exhibitionist as well. I really tried do everything I could to put all the
people on AFF at ease so they write to
me... after all I am on there to get laid and I want them to know
that!
Photos really do speak a thousand words if you take the time to read
them!
Remember,
AdultFriendFinder.com is in my opinion a Site where
millions of people are looking for hot sex. I would not treat it
like a dating site. If your looking for a dating site
friendfinder.com is where you need to be! So when you
Sign Up for
Your FREE Account on their Adult sex site do yourself a big favor.
Keep in mind the real people that
browse your profile are looking
for sex nothing more nothing less so be picky about the free photos
you post. Your main photo needs to catch the peoples eye be doing
something creative in the photo and it should be something you like
to do. I would be in some sort of undress too not just a close up
cock shot even if you are very well hung. ( IMO I do like to see the
size of it in the main photo but be creative about it ). The other
photos you post on
adult friend finder should contain one G rated full length photo.
Now depending what your looking for determines what last three pics
you put up. If your only looking for single girls put up a close up
of your cock rock hard and ONLY 2 pics of you with a single girl. If
your looking for a couple so you can fuck his wife put up 2 photos
of you having sex with other couples and a close up of your cock
rock hard. Also, do not worry if you do not have a monster cock,
Girls like all sizes even me. I know my profile says I only want
guys over 9 inches but I had to put that up so I didn't have every
single guy on
adultfriendfinder emailing me. I might end up doing a
mass delete and missing someone I would have really liked
to fuck! If you are a bi or gay guy put up pics that would entice
others like that to contact you. That is not something I am into at
all but there is a nice selection of bi, gay or cuckhold guys (in a
couple) out there for you to find for sex of that type. Also, on your
photos you post I would do what I do and put your adult friend finder
name on it like you have seen in my photos. Heck I sometimes put it
on twice... it just makes it harder for someone to steal it and use
it on
their
profiles. If they really want it they can still use it
but it will take them time to remove the writing off of your free
photos of what ever sex pic you are posting. Note my photo to the
right to see how I put
my AFF name on it. It might make the photo
look cluttered but I do not care if the time wasters can't see a
clear photo, but I do know the real people looking for others like
me can still tell I am real and that I am enjoying getting fucked as
my ass is up high in the air begging for more... a lot more! So use
AdultFriendFinder.com correctly, pick the right photos to post that will
do you the most good so you get laid.
I am almost done talking about the photos you should post. Last but
not least you get to post photos in your private albums and only the
people you invite can see those photos! So if you need to be
discrete on your main profile photos your private album is were you
need to put your more graphic photos and a pic of your face. No
matter what size your dick is the girls will want to know you can
use what you've got. So in your photo album you get to add a short
description AND a long description for each photo, do both and make
it sound realistic and believable. Check out
my album for Flipper_N_Liquor to see what I mean. One last piece of advice on the
photos you post don't Steal someone else's photos and use as your own.
The fakes & flakes out there won't care they just want to see free
dirty pics but the REAL people that search and
browse the profiles
on AFF day after day looking to get laid will probably recognize the
photos and know one of you are fucked up and will just pass you by.
If you don't have any photos yet rub one out and take some. If you
don't have a camera just go buy a cheap camera and take some very
hot photos but make sure your cock is very hard to make you look
like your proud and know how to use it. Size doesn't matter but know
one likes a 3 minute man either...
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Be Real, Be Honest, just be really fucking honest.
I can't stress that enough! If your Young, Old, anorexic or
overweight there will be people out there that want to have sex with
you. I know older ladies that like to fuck young guys and I know
young girls that only want to fuck older men because of their
experience. But know one likes lied to in anyway. So please be very,
very honest to enhance your chances at
getting laid a lot through adultfriendfinder.com
.
Now for your basic profile you will have choices like:
You Want To Meet ... a Man, a Woman, a Couple (man and woman), a
Group, a Couple (two women), a Couple (two men), a TS/TV/TG
.
For:
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies , 1-on-1 sex, Discreet
Relationship, Group sex (3 or more), Bondage & Discipline,
Cross-Dressing, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Sadism & Masochism,
Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities |
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These are easy choices for you to make, no one knows
you better than yourself but a lot of people are in a hurry to
Sign up Free to AFF and
just click everything. DON'T DO IT take the extra few seconds to
click ONLY what applies to you. If I see a guys profile that says he
is straight but in his basic profile it says he is
looking for a man, a Couple (two men) or a TS/TV/TG ... I know he is
either gay, just lied or he is straight and rushed through his
profile, either way I pass up his profile and he may of been someone
I wanted to have sex with. If people rush through their profiles in
my opinion they are desperate to get laid and are in a hurry
or they would just rush through sex too with me, so I don't want to
deal with neither cases. Also, post your correct age.
Your Introduction Title is very important as the people on
adult friend finder see this, your location, your age and your main
photo when they do a search or browse for others to have sex with.
Your introduction on AFF should be to the point and a little
creative! Think about it something cute will cum to you :)
Your Introduction Text (e.g. describe who you are and what
you like/dislike) is a valuable tool so use it! Remember
adultfriendfinder.com is meant to be a
site where adults cum to find sex, its a fucking site
not a dating site. The secret of your profile is not to rush writing
it. Do it on note pad first and take your time. Tell the people that
found you by
browsing the profiles a tiny bit about you and
exactly the kind of sex you like and dislike if you have
any... Be straight forward because the REAL people will read this to
decide if they email you or not. Please don't sound romantic or
mushy... They want laid not a date on this adult sex site!
The Describe What You're Looking For in a Person section is
just as important as your introduction of yourself. If you have
certain preferences write them here along with what you are looking
for sex wise. If you only want single girls let them know, if you're
ready to join a couple for a threesome with his wife definitely tell
them in this section. If you really like group sex type it in
here... Be creative but don't sound to desperate!
Your Personal Information is easy just pick whether your
straight, smoke, drink etc.. fill it out completely and pick what
applies to you but don't make a mistake. If your straight it would
be embarrassing if your profile says bisexual, not only that but you
won't be searched out by a cutie that wants a straight guy so take
your time and double check everything and you will be on your way to
getting laid on this
adult sex site by some cutie!
Your Physical Information is simple just make sure it is
accurate... if your over 6 foot tall and you clicked 4 foot chances
are a lot of girls would pass you by... LOL Again double check it
for accuracy.
If you want to
get laid from anyone on
AdultFriendFinder.com Be Honest, Be Reliable (answer
emails timely), Be Real and follow all the advice I gave you so far
and a few other things below and You will be sticking your dick deep
inside
some cutie from AFF very soon! |
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In this section I will help you out with my
advice on these
features of adult friend finder ... Add to
Hotlist. Send them a wink, Invite to join my Network and Interest
Groups you join.
Add people to your Hotlist - Do it for sure, anytime you
browse AFF and find a cutie that you might want to have sex with
add them to your hotlist even if you do not email them right away
because... They will notice you added them to your hotlist and if
they go check you out and read your well thought out profile and
like what they read and saw... there is a good chance they will even
email you first! I have had a lot of luck when I browse the profiles
and add people I like to my hotlist! I haven't bothered them and
usually they check me out and write me soon after I added them! |
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Send a wink - It can be a good or bad thing.
The good thing about it is that you let the cutie know your
interested in them. If they are interested in you they can email
you, if they are not into you then they can just ignore you. The bad
thing is if you send a wink some people think you took the lazy way
out and did not take the time to send them an email hence maybe
ruining a chance to get laid because they won't take the time to
email you since you didn't take the time to email them.
My preference about this is: I like a wink over an email if you
don't meet my requirements of what I am looking for. You really
haven't bothered me and if I check your profile out and like it I
will email you. Hence since you have not really bothered me and you
might not be my perfect play toy but you approached me in a polite
way I just might be flexible with my requirements and meet up with
you for some fun! I like and Email over a wink if you are what I am
looking for according to my profile. I would take it as an insult if
you were lazy and did not email me and just winked.
Invite to join my Network - Ok your friends network is
important for sure. Don't invite 1000's of people to your
adultfriendfinder network you will look desperate or worse a pic
collector as the people in your friends network can see your private
photo albums and you can see theirs if they have one. I keep my
friends network to only those that live in my area or those I am
really interest in meeting sometime. You will be taken more serious
and real if you are picky who you invite or accept an
invitation
from on AFF. You want to be as Real and Honest as possible so
you get laid from adultfriendfinder.com instead of sitting at home
jacking off to the hot free pics of the girls you could of had by acting smarter.
The Interest Groups you join tell other
Adult Friend Finder
people a lot about you. Be selective of the groups you join as that
can portray to other AFF people the kind of person you are. But
definitely join the groups that do really interest you no matter
what some will think. The groups are a good place to meet others
with the same like and dislikes you have towards sex and more.
Magazine Articles and Personal Blogs tell others more about
you too so use them to your benefit. The real
people on adult friend finder looking for sex do read
them especially if they are thinking about fucking you! If you have
all nice things to say it can help, if you are bashing someone it can
and usually will scare them off. As a general rule nothing good ever cums from being mean to anyone and it may cum back and bite you in
the ass later. Talk about the great and fun times you have had with
others in the past. |
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I think the last thing I can't stress enough is
not to rule out married or attached girls! It is fine to look for
the single girls but to expand your chances considerably for sure
think about fucking the married women too! Some cheat on their
hubby's, some like to fuck single guys while the husbands watch,
some straight guys will invite you to help fuck their wives, some
wives like to invite a few single guys to cum gangbang them and heck
some wives have permission to go out and have sex with a guy and cum
back home to tell their spouse how well they had just been fucked by
the stud! I myself like all the above it adds spice to my life!!!
Whatever you choose if it is with a couple do not be afraid to tell
them what your comfortable with and what turns you on and what your
limits are they will do the same. Help a marriage FUCK someone's
WIFE! |
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AdultFriendFinder.com provides such
a great opportunity to meet married girls for no strings attached
sex. Imagine that you don't have to spend money on a date hoping to
get laid when these wives get horny and they email you for a booty
call, you get to go over, bang the bitch and go home satisfied after
hours of fucking. To cool and
Adult Friend Finder makes it fun
and easy to get laid.
As you can see in the above free photo my pussy lips are always
swollen thinking about me getting laid next and I am so very tight
most dicks feel big to me! If you think you just might like to fuck
my pussy silly please cum
Sign Up FREE
and email me at
My Flipper_N_Liquor AFF Profile. My hubby
likes to watch me fuck guys and I love to get fucked too! |
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